Bluuuuuuuuues!

Guitar Shorty, as glimpsed very fleetingly between pillars at Maggie May's. He learned all he knows from Jean Luc Panty Ho McDonald the third.

Maggie May's

I've been to some great gigs here but this is the first time I've seen it this busy. And I realise that "sightlines" is an anagram of "glis en shit"

I can see eff aw. Basements and pillars, eh?

Spam Badminton

Yes, you read right. This was the closing finale of Monday's Spangled Cabaret- a contest to eat a tin of the pink meaty crud through the (antibacterially clean) mesh of a badminton racket.
Thankfully it was at the end of the night so none of the performers were in danger of slipping on the stinky meaty remains...